Nigga Touch

Opposite of Midas Touch where everything someone touches turns into gold or makes something creative. Nigga Touch is when everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit.

Nigga: "Aye cuz, I need to borrow your lawnmower!"

Normal Human Being: "Ok, here you go."

2 hours later...

Nigga: "Aye cuz, here's your lawnmower cuz!"

Normal Human Being: "Wait it's destroyed! What happened to it!?!?"

Nigga: "Sheeeeeiiiitt, I don't know!? I just put my hands on it and it just blew up to smithereens.

Normal Human Being: "Oh I see... You got that Nigga Touch!"

Nigga: "Nigga Touch!?!?"

Normal Human Being: "Yeah! Where everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit!"

by MangoMelon August 9, 2021

drilling niggas on apex

having hot steamy but sex with your friends the best way possible

“ace and i are drilling niggas on apex”

by okay i don’t tell me what to t August 12, 2021

Puerta-nigga

A dark skinned Puerto Rican that can pass as black that doesn’t speak spanish

Are you black?
No I’m Puerto Rican and no I don’t speak Spanish
Oh so a puerta-nigga

by Rafael Montoya August 19, 2021

Nigga

a object you can buy for like $20

yo did you buy a nigga too?

by Cum guzzller August 21, 2021

real nigga winter

Real Nigga winter is for real niggas, not basic ones. It starts on December 1st and ends on January 6th.

Miles: Aye, you gon celebrate real nigga winter dis year ?

Caleb: I don't know, my nigga. Probably.

by 07082 August 27, 2021

Bitch nigga

Any man with the name Tyler or Jackson is considered the bitchest of the niggas

Yoooo them duds Jackson and tyler be some some bitch niggas

by Muhaaaa August 29, 2021

Lame ass nigga

Miguel

Just look at him you can tell he is a lame ass nigga

by Lomzl August 31, 2021