fuck me dead red 

#FF0000; a particular shade of red that simulates the shade of blood from a virgin's popped cherry, often worn on the lips by 12 year olds.

The woman in the matrix is wearing a fuck me dead red dress.

fuck me dead red by ass butt August 27, 2003

detroit red wings 

Good team whose stats are incredibly beefed up by the fact that they play in the Central Division which is easily the weakest in the Western Conference AND the NHL overall. 24 of their 82 games have been played this year against Columbus, St-Louis and Chicago. All of those teams are struggling like hell to get a win every 5-10 games. They're just no match for Detroit who gets all those free points with almost no effort. Despite all this, Detroit does indeed rock and is one of the better teams in the league. Still, if they played in a better division, they would have at least 30 less points or so.

Detroit Red Wings Fan: Wow, our Wings are so good. They beat Chicago which doesn't even have half the wins they have! It's so amazing. We truly have the best team even though everybody else has to play often against way better teams.

detroit red wings by Dr.Cain April 28, 2006

Detroit Red Wings 

One of the original six hockey teams and the most corrupt. Full of old players. Basically they buy their way to victory much like the Yankees or the Lakers. No one likes the Red Wings but two people:

1. People from Michigan

2. Bandwangon faggots who know nothing about hockey.

Hockey fan: The only thing worst to come from Michigan than the Detroit Red Wings is ICP and Juggalo fags.

Detroit Red Wings by bloodredrage February 28, 2011

Go Big Red 

The act of releasing blood from one's asshole either as a result of illness or as a result of violent consensual or nonconsensual ass sex word Cornhole.

In Ft Levenworth, Kansas, they all go big red because there's so much man love goin' on out there.

Go Big Red by Ted Lynn Smith August 8, 2003

Vulva Red

Similar to the bright red color of blood on the first day of your period. Full of life, fear, and energy. A color so red, it bleeds mystery.

Rather than Candy Apple Red, I decided to buy a Corvette in Vulva Red for a more powerful look.

Vulva Red by Salty Siren August 11, 2008

mexican red eye 

the process of mooning someone.while mooning them spread your cheeks apart and show them the RED HOLE

that mofo gave me the mexican red eye

mexican red eye by R McDonald April 6, 2007

ruby red 

Girl's period.

Dorothy's got a bad case of ruby red.

ruby red by sundry keeper January 13, 2009