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Jack and Phil

Jack and Phil is a song created by popular celebrity Noah Davis with his new album “Nursery Crimes.” He uses this song to intimidate and scare off potential love interests in his life. It’s supposed to be a spin off of “Jack and Jill” the popular nursery rhyme, except the two are gay and that’s why the girl “Jill” is replaced with “Phil.”
If you hear this song you’ll know what I mean!
Megan: Jack and Phil in a coupe De’ville just smoking marijuana

Lucie: Taking hits hotbox that bitch slow riding to Rihanna!
by missfreakyvirgin March 31, 2022
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The sentence no-one wants to hear!

The BBC are preparing to send an emergency broadcast alert, Highways England shuts all the motorways apart from emergency and military personal - whom will be on standby, the UK economy ceases trading, the Government shuts down internet access for the entire country; these are all the impacts of when Spack No.1 fires up his spanking fetish...
MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!
by Jack Spank9049 July 28, 2022
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Apple Jack

When you stick an apple up your ass and start jacking off
Paul: bruh my gf just broke up with me..
Phil: hey its okay buddy, just apple jack and you'll feel better
by Sneakpuppies July 24, 2022
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jack miothe

Jack miothe is the name of a man who's name when pronounced sounds like you're saying "jack me off"

You found this because someone got you ;)
"HEY, did you hear about Jack miothe?"

"NO, who is that?"

"Ha."
by Theguywhotrickedyou>:D December 16, 2022
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jack

Jack got so wasted this weekend, he’s such an alcoholic.
by fucjing cool February 12, 2021
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Jack leg

A person that you don't know their name and do not like and that's what you call them when communicating or talking about a person that you get dislike.

This term came about working on a construction site when it's hard to remember everyone that you meet and want to talk bad about somebody.
1.) Hey Jack leg move out of the way.
2.) What do you think about that Jack leg over there.
by hoguiebear September 30, 2022
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Slacking and Jack

the act of putting something off (usually skipping a class) to go masturbate
Friend 1: "dude where were you? there was a math test that was 90% of our grade!"
Friend 2: "Oh I was slacking and jacking"
Friend 1: "oh ok that makes sense"
by Viperlord#0382 November 25, 2022
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