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Jack

Someone who thinks they are hard but they really are a dickhead. If u are friends with this guy un friend him now!!!!!!!!
Jack is a bad friend
by Dkebrh December 16, 2019
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Jack

Is perfect. Is literally Einstein. Nobody compares to how smart he is. Went through a tough breakup. However he lives his life in the shadow with nobody really recognising him he just needs someone to tell him he’s so great. Please help Jack. He deserves some love and affection. He is also the biggest weeb.
“That guys a total jack”
by PsDtoXz March 5, 2019
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Apple Jack

When you stick an apple up your ass and start jacking off
Paul: bruh my gf just broke up with me..
Phil: hey its okay buddy, just apple jack and you'll feel better
by Sneakpuppies July 24, 2022
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The sentence no-one wants to hear!

The BBC are preparing to send an emergency broadcast alert, Highways England shuts all the motorways apart from emergency and military personal - whom will be on standby, the UK economy ceases trading, the Government shuts down internet access for the entire country; these are all the impacts of when Spack No.1 fires up his spanking fetish...
MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!
by Jack Spank9049 July 28, 2022
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jack

Jack got so wasted this weekend, he’s such an alcoholic.
by fucjing cool February 12, 2021
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Jack godwin

Fancies Skye groves so much he’ll shag her
Jack Godwin went to her house to get it
by She fit November 17, 2021
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Jack and Phil

Jack and Phil is a song created by popular celebrity Noah Davis with his new album “Nursery Crimes.” He uses this song to intimidate and scare off potential love interests in his life. It’s supposed to be a spin off of “Jack and Jill” the popular nursery rhyme, except the two are gay and that’s why the girl “Jill” is replaced with “Phil.”
If you hear this song you’ll know what I mean!
Megan: Jack and Phil in a coupe De’ville just smoking marijuana

Lucie: Taking hits hotbox that bitch slow riding to Rihanna!
by missfreakyvirgin March 31, 2022
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