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Rebecca Black Syndrome 

A syndrome that consists on not knowing what seat to take... everyday.

If you do not know what seat to take in the movies or at a theater you are okay.

But if you sing about it, cry about or simply be overly-dramatic you might have this syndrome.

This is a serious problem, and you must go to a crack-house.

Good Luck.
Me: *waves* Hey Rebecca! Come sit with us!
Rebecca: *looks at three empty spots near me* OMG! AHHH! WHICH SEAT CAN I TAAAAAAAKE?
Me: Um... are you okay? Looks like you have Rebecca Black Syndrome.
Rebecca: Nah, It's just FRIDAY! FRIDAY! GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY!
Me: *grabs gun and shoots* Mission "It's Not Friday" accomplished.
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Big Black Guy 

A guy who you look at and think "man that guys fucking big".

Although whilst using the term one must be looking at a black guy.

If using the term whilst looking at any other colored person or the user is by themselves their head will implode.

FYI: Common suicide method
Big Black Guy by Lemon Haze August 17, 2019

Back to Black 

The name of Amy Winehouse’s platinum selling sophomore album. It was also her last, before passing away July 23rd, 2011. It’s one of the best albums of the 2000’s, by far.
Person 1: God, I was listening to Back to Black yesterday. I miss Amy so much.
Person 2: Same.
Back to Black by GG7755 May 16, 2020

The Big Black 

A map on osu! once to be considered the hardest.
Guy: Bro! I've tried for so long but I can't beat The Big Black !
The Big Black by Apollo2474 February 21, 2021

back in black 

an album that was released in 1980, currently the sixth best selling album from the fifth best selling band ever. The song was written to celebrate Bon Scott the way he lived - by rocking hard. *Not a metal album! AC/DC has publicaly detested the metal genre in many interviews!!!* It is still a memorial song, so no matter how many times the lame-brain Beastie Boys try to get the rights to "spin" it, they never will!!!
BIB is registered as a Double Diamond seller. Let's see a rapper beat that.
back in black by Geldof March 15, 2005

Rebecca Black 

An annoying, autotuned thirteen-year-old which hit teh interwebs in mid-February 2011. Her "hit" single, "Friday", spread over websites such as 4chan and Tumblr mid March 2011, making it a new meme.
"Friday" features such hit lyrics as:
"7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends".
This "internet sensation" was also featured on Tosh.0 Wednesday, March 16, 2011.
1- Have you heard that new Rebecca Black song?
2- Yeah, it was annoying as hell.
Rebecca Black by Derpina April 3, 2011