It's Tony. Tony is a big baby bitch. Not only is he petty, but he's a fucking retard as well. Fuck Tony.
by bruhsters May 23, 2020

A legal retard with one tooth and loves lil wayne. Very loud and angry when drunk. Totally belongs on youtube.
by karmamacabre September 8, 2010

by That random dude September 22, 2016

Doctor: Excuse me ma'm, did you receive an airstrike to the baby hangar when you were younger?
Female: What?!
Doctor: That baby isn't comin' out down there...
Female: What?!
Doctor: That baby isn't comin' out down there...
by wispir13 March 1, 2010

A baby whose pasty complexion, misplaced eyes, and odd proportions indicate that they were the offspring of a father whose sperm was weak and watery and chunky, not entirely unlike the consistency of instant potatoes.
Holy shit, did you see that kid? Classic case of instant potatoes baby...with a dad like his, didn't stand a chance. Poor thing.
by bschwarz May 24, 2011

One who goes to the grounds of baby seals to play golf. Since there are no courses, and one's balls get very cold, it is best to just whack the baby seals for fun.
Me-We'll use that iceberg as the putting green, don't you think?
Andrew- OK, I'll go first. Hand me that driver.
*Andrew hits baby seal*
Me-Looks like you went oob there.
*Hippies come and protest, one lays down on my seal*
Hippy on seal: You'll have to take me if you want this seal, baby seal clubber
Me-Have it your way...
*hits hippy and seal*
Andrew- OK, I'll go first. Hand me that driver.
*Andrew hits baby seal*
Me-Looks like you went oob there.
*Hippies come and protest, one lays down on my seal*
Hippy on seal: You'll have to take me if you want this seal, baby seal clubber
Me-Have it your way...
*hits hippy and seal*
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

by fuckitall June 11, 2006
