hot-shit

someone who thinks they're so cool and all that but they're really a piece of sh*t!

Person A:Look at that girl! Everyone's around her. . .

Person B: She thinks she's awesome, but she's really hot-shit.

by picklefairy November 26, 2011

shit ear

A derogatory term for a person with a birthmark or large mole on their ear that resembles a smear of shit

"Excuse me, have you fallen over in some poo a got it on your ear?"
"No, it's known technically as shit ear and I would thank you not to mention it"

by bigmikey January 2, 2006

shit whistle

A type of muffler that is used for shitty cars (mostly rice burners such as toyota and nissan) that makes a very low-pitched hum. Shit whisltes are used to make the cars seem to have a sizable amount of power and/or speed. When rubber meets the road however, the car proves to be a heap of shit.

Dumbass: Dude, that supra sounds awesome! I bet that thing could tear it up on the quarter mile!

Smart person: No, that's just a shit whistle. The car will actually run about a 15 second quarter mile.

by The REAL Moonshine December 28, 2005

shit stabber

to do one from their behind

ant slept with a lee and ant was the one behind so he would be the shit stabber.

by wezmondus April 20, 2006

Shit The Sheets

When someone let's a fart in bed

Chad : Wow Alyssa I can't believe im naked in your bed!

Alyssa : Oh Chad caress my hair and fuck my pussy!
Chad : Oh Baby! (Splat)
Alyssa : Did you just Shit The Sheets?
Chad : Yeah I had some taco bell for lunch! Now let's spread those legs! (Splat) (Splat)
Alyssa : GROSS! GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Chad : No time im going to fuck your pussy! (Splat) (Splat) (Spalt)
Alyssa : OH MY GOD GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED RIGHT NOW!
Chad : FINE! Ahhhhh! (Splat) Ahhhhh!
Alyssa : OH MY GOD YOU JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY BED!

Chad : Yeah I guess you could say I just Shit On The Sheets! LATER BITCH!
Alyssa : YOU BASTARD YOU DIRTY BASTARD!

Chad : (Splat)

by SlopNChop March 4, 2019

shit sherrif

some one who loves taking it in the ass

brent greene is a real shit sherrif

by adam1232 June 29, 2006

shit stirring

Someone causing trouble for multiple people, this can be by spreading rumours or known facts that would be preferred to be kept a secret. It's not sharing your opinion.

He didn't need to tell her she doesn't need to know - shit stirring

by Michael hunt November 23, 2015