maple dicking

the act of covering a dick in maple syrup and licking it off

Jenny - did you hear that Maria is dating a Canadian?
Cindy - Yeah. I heard she even gave him a maple dicking
Jenny - No way!!

by crimsoncape August 31, 2015

Dick shift

Giving a handjob while wiggling his penis around like a stick shift, while also making engine noises. Vroom vroom.

So me and this other dude were hooking up, and i totes gave him a dick shift.

by Bitchezzzzzzzzzzz November 25, 2016

Gobble Dick

A young punk race car driver

Golabic is a gobble dick

by No filter bitch May 22, 2018

Basement Dick

The part of the penis that is still inside a man's body. Typically you can feel it underneath the testicles when the penis is erect. This part of the penis never makes it into the vagina and is there for support.

I wish I could push out my basement dick to gain some length.

He was a bigger guy so his dick wasn't that impressive to look at but I could tell he had some major basement dick.

by shadowcunt May 19, 2022

Dick dictionary

Where you can find any kind penis.

My mom found my dad by using dick dictionary.

by Ummmmm101 January 24, 2019

dick tourniquet

When you have an unwanted erection so you put it in your waistband and tighten your belt.

Damn I got a hard on at my mother in laws so I had to fashion a dick tourniquet.

by The real McChicken May 7, 2019

The Moby Dick

You first go to a local hardware store and purchase a broom handle. Then you purchase a dildo. You drill a hole in the bottom of the dildo so the handle can attach to it. You then ejaculate in your partner's mouth. They must keep it in their mouth while you throw your dildo spear at her bearded clam. Once you have successfully thrown in it her vagina, she shoots the sperm out of her mouth to simulate a blow hole.

I gave my girl The Moby Dick yesterday and she shot my man goo all over my ceiling.

by Shorty Jagermanjensen February 17, 2020