Charlie Brown

Slang for fecal matter often when referring to taking a larger one

Guys, I really need to take a Charlie Brown or else I'll shit my pants!

by DannyBoyThePipesDoBeCallin November 02, 2023

charlie brown

If you have a poop that is nutty and smells slightly like peanuts

Guy1: Dude I shit my self
Guy2: What type?
Guy1: The old fashion charlie brown

by pixlepanda232 November 12, 2014

Brown Napkin

When a cat poops on you cheek when you are sleeping and then lays on your face and you wake up with poop stain on your face. Aka brown napkin

Yo bro! I woke up with a brown napkin this morning. Fuck my cat, I should have let Mark the Asian eat him...

by CockMonster101 July 28, 2015

first browns

The first person to use a toilet after it being cleaned. More typical in an office environment.

Yo, I got to work early this morning and got first browns. It was superb.

by Outspec May 28, 2024

you got brown cabinets

Means you are “less fortunate” than others

It’s honestly dumb🧍🏾 ♀️

Girl:“Eww you got brown cabinets I could never🤢”
Boy:”girl stfu ain’t nun wrong wit brown cabinets😪”

by Justageeker January 09, 2024

Brown-Eyed Salute

N- A phrase used when a person has just made a statement that you can tell was complete BS. At this point, you decide that the person is full of crap and thus up to their eyes in "brown", therefore deciding that they are giving you their best brown-eyed salute.

Tommy- "I have a few Ferrari's sitting in my garage at home."

Jenny- "You work at McDonald's. I'm pretty sure that was your best brown-eyed salute, idiot."

by Eizzil Rose June 05, 2011

Huntington Hot Brown

When the town of Huntington floods and a lone fresh turd comes out of the flooded sewers and a crack whore mistakes it for a tube of lipstick

"Hey how bad was the rain on your end of town?"
"It was bad enough that this tweaker pulled a Huntington Hot Brown."

by HughJazz69420 August 18, 2024