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curly-headed fuck

That one guy who sits in the front of your class, blowing the teacher each and every day. He thinks he knows everything there is to know about the course subject, too. He asks questions that he knows the answers to just so he can appear to have figured it out all on his own as the professor begins explaining. Even worse, he uses the most pedantic of diction to ask the question, complicating the query for no reason other than to appear more intelligent than he truly is. Basically, this guy sucks. Oh, and he has really curly hair.
I don't want to go to Calculus today. That curly-headed fuck never shuts up and I can barely stand it.
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hipster head bob

A small nod of the head, done repetitively in synchronization with music. Denotes approval of music by the listener. Performed at concerts by concert-goers, or while listening to music by the listener.

Substituted for dancing by hipsters, who are too cool to dance.
Andy: Dude, how was the DFA1979 show?
Brad: Great, except for all the douches doing the hipster head bob. I just wanted to get down!
by jakeishere March 22, 2011
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Dee Dee Head

Derived from the word Dee Dee Dee; meaning stupid!
by ngkhatu April 20, 2008
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Bot Head Ass

darian - yo buddyyy why you such a bot head ass
liam - what’s that supposed to mean
darian - just means you’re a bot head ass buddy
by beaver muncher 2000 March 13, 2020
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Ashton Box Head

It’s when Ashton uses his box head an bangs it up against Nathan’s tight booty cheeks till he screams eyyhayy
Hi I’m Ashton Box Head an I accept this message.
by LoosyPoosy October 13, 2020
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Shrunkin Head Syndrome

When a girls boobs are so big that it ultimately 'shrinks' her head.
Dude, check out these pictures of Selia! She totally has Shrunkin Head Syndrome!
by Who's Emily? August 14, 2010
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all head and no shaft

A very sad penis with a giant helmet and no neck. aka Mushroom tip. GNome hat or bridget the midget.
Carla; Josh is all head and no shaft.
bianca: You'd been better off getting a butt plug
by Bluvelvet72 July 27, 2018
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