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by SuchBackSmacker March 13, 2025

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Casket slapper

A funeral except a really wild one with karaoke

Matt: Guys, when it’s my time to go, I want you to have a great time, make it really memorable. Goddamn it I want a real casket slapper!

Jay: like with karaoke?

Pob: don’t worry bro, I promise you it will be a real casket slapped

by Pobby Weirdo March 26, 2025

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Getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the Fishing

When you are actively getting screwed over by something you're in charge of yet being micromanaged to the point you're not in charge anymore.

"Man I'm getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the fishing with this event plan my boss keeps telling me he'll handle things I'm in charge of!"

"Have you tried looking for a job that will treat you like the position you're in?"

by STARKILLERMKIII March 27, 2025

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Stick Slapper

A term used to represent when something is really funny. Usually followed by a slap of the dick

yo Gurt that joke was a stick slapper ngl.

by gurt sucker39 May 30, 2025

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Cincinnati Slapjob

When you’re being ridden cowgirl and reach around to slap their ass, only you miss and slap your nuts so hard you start to cry.

Why do my nuts hurt? Last night my girl was riding me so good that I reached around to slap her ass, but I missed and slap myself right in the balls so hard I started to cry. Gave myself a Cincinnati slapjob.

by CinciSlapper July 1, 2025

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