sauté my onion

lick the clit or suck a dick

He can sauté my onion any day.

by b!+¢h3$ April 26, 2017

fittle my whittle

Masturbate

I'm such a saint, I just fittle my whittle sometimes.

by LitMan22 May 7, 2017

Rouser-in-my-Trouser

someone who wins the annoying competition against DoNaLd TrUmP

annoying little seven years old girl: wheres mom? wheres pop? wheres my candy? wheres my lamp i put on the street yesterday to be stolen? where is my dead cat? where was my poop flushed..i want it back!! where did all the chickens disappear?!!
older bro: Quit it!dumb idiot you are a serious Rouser-in-my-trouser man!

by phasadi May 10, 2017

throw my phone

A really rage-inducing thing that makes you want to end socalizing, by throwing the phone so your social media and video games on phone are lost.

These pay-to-winners in Clash Of Clans makes me wanna throw my phone!

by A dying goat April 19, 2018

where's my hamburger

Weird creepy phrase said by the Meijer check out guy!

"Where's my hamburger "said the strange man.

by Where's my hamburger September 16, 2017

Wearing my face

Kiss,snog,make out

Dude...she was all over me, she was practically wearing my face

by Carlosoil September 29, 2017

Crunk in My Crocks

Being 'Crunk In My Crocks' means to be a middle aged person who Is also frequently high.

"Aww man, that kids dad is always Crunk in His Crocks. Should we call DHS?"

"Awww mahn, I can't wait to be the dad that's always Crunk in My Crocks!"

by Coffee to help me sleep October 1, 2017