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Fortnite kid

Mostly used to define a very young person's personality. A fortnite kid will always complain and cry after losing in any game. Even though their name is "fortnite kids", they don't have to play fortnite to be called that, as long as they have the personality of a fortnite kid.
They often refer to their opponent as "kid" or "trash", especially when they are about to lose the game.
Person 1: *loses against Person 2*

Person 1: "You are so ez. I would beat you in any other game, this one is for dumb people. Go cry, kid"

Person 2: "Damn you are such a toxic crybaby. Must be a fortnite kid"
by Fishy-sensei March 30, 2022
mugGet the Fortnite kidmug.

kid rich

when you have under 1000 bucks
"yo bro i got 100 bucks for my bday! im kid rich!"
by Xintoxツ August 21, 2023
mugGet the kid richmug.

Kid owner

A parent with sole or shared custody of a child who undermines the other parent and doesn't allow them to be with the other parent. Also synonymous with someone who receives child support but the money is not really used for the benefit of the children
That kid owner dropped the kids off at her parents and went to the salon instead of dropping them off to hang out with their dad.
by Chknjeep August 13, 2015
mugGet the Kid ownermug.

kid cop

A young buck cop, that is exactly 3 weeks out of the academy. The ones to get beat up, get their badge stolen, and punked.... by teens..
Loves to chase and play "cops & robbers" . . Recent Childhood bully victims.
"Man Juwuan, this kid cop ran up on me , Ty ty , and Namio , we whooped his ass and crashed his charger"
by moneymusicmarijuana April 1, 2015
mugGet the kid copmug.

stray kids

oh you listen to stray kids? kiss me rn.
by userseochangbin November 24, 2021
mugGet the stray kidsmug.

Minecraft Kid

Kids who played Minecraft back when it was super popular, before Tommy "Intuit" Innit sent his British goons out to take over Mojang's HQ. Minecraft kids are usually slightly overweight, pale as hell, wear prescription glasses, and always have the name "Alex," which they practically invented. They are usually found in caves, in-game or real life, trying to find diamonds.
Alex: I love Minecwaft!
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.

Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.
by Eggego September 9, 2024
mugGet the Minecraft Kidmug.

I have my kid in the car

I have a firearm or some type of weapon

Two people get into an accident when the person not at fault gets out the other screams through his window I got my kid in the car yo yo
I have my kid in the car keep it movin or it will feel like July in December in this mofo word up

rifle, pistol, or other portable weapon
by 5G-Star December 4, 2019
mugGet the I have my kid in the carmug.

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