by pseudonym1916 April 22, 2025
When you hear jack black say “chicken jockey” and you point a gun at the employees head to force them to get naked so you can “ride” them (if you know what I mean) and while your raping the employee you have a friend that we will nickname “the player” strip naked and thrust his pelvis while running at you to try and knock you off the employee so he can have a chance to get on them like the game king of the hill.
Jack Black: Chicken Jockey!!
You to the employee: bend over and take off yo shit before I Swiss cheese you nigga
Your friend: we playing chicken jockey?
You to the employee: bend over and take off yo shit before I Swiss cheese you nigga
Your friend: we playing chicken jockey?
by Westernbaconchee April 10, 2025
A Chicken Jockey is when a mob or animal is riding another animal in Minecraft, some are rare to see but you might've seen a Zombie on a Chicken!
by Cocoa On MPP April 21, 2025
by Sosku10 April 23, 2025
by AcidJace April 21, 2025
This shit has ruined my life I genuinely want to jump into lava but since I'm 5% chicken I'll be called lava chicken please end my fucking life
I'm FUCKING sick of "Chicken jockey" all I hear when I walk outside is "when she chickens on my jockey" I genuinely want to LAVA bucket release all over myself to out me out of my misery please end me
by TheGoofiestGoober April 18, 2025
A chicken jockey is a rare feature in the Minecraft game in which a baby zombie rides on the back of a chicken. It's a particularly unusual feature because zombie appearances only happen at night, and it's even rarer for it to be a baby zombie and to be close enough to a chicken for the phenomenon to occur.
EXAMPLE: in the movie theater i sat with my best friend. then it came on and the whole theater went wild screaming CHICKEN JOCKEY. and also lava chicken
by hehehehehehehehehehehehhe May 14, 2025