cunt lazer

1. A prop in an extremely bad alien pornography documentary.

2. A psychotic woman of the bitch variety who continually stares daggers at others In such a way as to make everyone around her detest her enough to want to throat punch her.

Cunt lazer-Tell that cuntlazer to stop looking g at me and get a life.

by Jabathahut May 14, 2016

Rat Cunt

A scraggly, ass nasty motherfucker from the other side of the numbers that usually has gross ass spiky rat hair, big ears and a long rat face (Not limited to gender or race).

Person 1: Yo, that girl over there is hot as hell.
Person 2: HELL NAH, SHE LOOKS LIKE A RAT CUNT!!!

by Scruncheous September 15, 2023

Blabber Cunt

A friend that tells you all their business and then gets mad that they told you about it.

Youre being a real Blabber Cunt. If you don't want me to know then don't fucking tell me.

by Doctor Dingus October 16, 2025

Cunt-a-thon

An event pre-arranged by elite cunts to pay and support cuntery, like when everyone in a store/shopping center/parking lot are just being ultra cunty.

There must be a cunt-a-thon going on today, no one knew how to drive in the parking lot at Walmart.

by Ahhstin666 March 21, 2021

Cunt Punch

when you blend a bunch of Cum and Koolaid into a Urn and drink it with a crazy straw

Cunt Punch!!! The best drink on the go!

by BabyPunter188 June 6, 2019

Cunt

Bamfs at maryvale

Hey did what bamfs said?
You mean the cunts?

by Applelaxer January 6, 2018

Cunt Shampoo

Beer.

I lathered myself with some cunt shampoo...

by Mylo Johnson January 14, 2022