Cat

An creature put on earth by an alien species. Cats stalk you. If you have a cat, they (aliens) have a 69 page file all about you.

"My cats dissapeared. I wonder were its gone?"-George the Potato. "Oh fuck. You have 1 hour"-Elon musk

by Women (The 'wo' is silent) November 20, 2020

cats

they are nice but as soon as u wake up they will turd on ur face

cats

by ieurdiewd September 22, 2019

fat cat on red bed

it's a fat cat.. on a red bed..

Me: Fat cat on-
Person: RED BED!
Both of us: fat cat on red bed B)

by Kagito Nomaeda February 21, 2021

Jiggle cat

When you juggle a cat’s belly, so it will grant you three wishes... or scratch you.

I was just doing jiggle cat and I got three wishes

by Zekz2000 August 10, 2021

Pussy Cat

A girl that everyone wants and has all of them boys wanting to fuvk her and every guys wants to sleep with her

ME: OH My is that your pussy cat

GUY: No i in there for the vigina

by Thanos_Memes January 11, 2019

Cut them like a cat

secretly psychotic aggressive behaviour

if my friends are concerned about me I like it but if my family is I wanna cut them like a cat

by sunilpal July 14, 2022

Cat Nugget

a furry with a potato brain

That guy is a total cat nugget broski

by Stangahoongas June 9, 2023