Cold turkey fat slapper ; is a girl, usually a lesbian, who uses a turkey baster to try get pregnant.
by Bryn Benn May 12, 2020
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by fatoskar February 27, 2018
Big ole thick lady that loves to muff dive with the most wettest gash in the land. Usually named after a great aunt or somethin that was also a lesbian but was born in a time when they wasn’t allowed to be one. Wendy Lawson sounds like one. Maybe you should go ask her sister if you know what I mean.
Peter: Did you hear about Wendy Lawson?
Quint: Yeah she got caught eatin her sister’s juicy peach last night under the bleacher at the football stadium.
Peter: Bummer, I thought she liked cock.
Quint: No sir, she’s what they call a “wicked fat dyke”
Quint: Yeah she got caught eatin her sister’s juicy peach last night under the bleacher at the football stadium.
Peter: Bummer, I thought she liked cock.
Quint: No sir, she’s what they call a “wicked fat dyke”
by Leland Bruce December 19, 2023
by astonhateclub December 13, 2021
The opposite of a five-finger discount.
When you "accidentally on purpose" raise the price for something by making a typo.
When you "accidentally on purpose" raise the price for something by making a typo.
by Don Palabros February 04, 2025
A fat ass whale is a girl/woMan who eats too much food and became obese, fat ass whales also think they have cake when in reality the only cake that they have is in their stomach
by Himmy neutron September 08, 2023