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O U otter B kidding me

Friend: I want you to write the definition of this word in Urban Dictionary.
Me: O U otter B kidding me!
by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 11, 2021
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I have my kid in the car

I have a firearm or some type of weapon

Two people get into an accident when the person not at fault gets out the other screams through his window I got my kid in the car yo yo
I have my kid in the car keep it movin or it will feel like July in December in this mofo word up

rifle, pistol, or other portable weapon
by 5G-Star December 4, 2019
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Kids

A little monsters who always annoy me everytime. They are loud, jerk, hyperactive, and disgusting. They don't know when to shut up

The worst thing if they are screaming and crying inside airplane, I can't handle it and this makes me crazy.

These little bastard are sometimes super curious, they will do everything to figure it out what they want to know and sometimes they will do dangerous things. Sometimes, some parents aren't aware of their kids and let them do everything what they want. That sucks!
They are also fucking disgusting creatures. Their snot always come out of their nose and they eat it! Ewwwww! Or they put their finger to their mouth and touch me with their hands full of fucking saliva.
Person A: Hey, do you want to come to my house?

Me: Are your wife and your kids at home?

Person A: Yes, they always at home. My both kids are still toddlers and my wife is often overwhelmed to raise the kids. So yeah, raise a kid is so difficult!
Me: Okay, but sorry, I can't come because I'm busy today!

Person A: Okay, I understand that you don't want to meet with my kids
Me: Well, about that ...........
by nonexistentobject July 3, 2022
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Smelly Kid

A smelly kid is a person who just smells like poop. Nobody likes him. Nobody wants to be friends with him.
"Hey, have you heard about the new kid in school named Reese?"
"Yeah, I heard he's a smelly kid. No one likes him."
by supertootman64 June 2, 2018
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Cool Kid

Members of very specific Patreon Channels
Are you a cool kid?
Yes! I am in fact a subscriber to XYZ's Patreon! You?
by POTATER2209 May 3, 2024
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Embassy Kid

The term kids of diplomatic representatives of the U.S call themselves when being positioned in a different country. Typically a clique in international schools.
P1: "Yo, can I come to your house after school?"
P2: "Nah, I'm going on the embassy kid bus for trunk or treat"
by booboomdiaperbaby November 13, 2023
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SJS kids

The SJS kids did their hw instead of playing Fortnite
by Th0o June 3, 2018
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