Penis

A long cylinder that you once sucked at a sleepover and now the owner barely interacts with you, not even bothering viewing your Instagram stories because he's a man whore and a fucking 5.9 incher bitch, who then goes and tells your friends about how you begged him for it when actually he's the one that was literally saying "just do it" (you were hesitant but ultimately gave in). Then a month later, texts you and says he wants to go for another round but you deny because he lost his fucking chance and also you dont want it ruining your friendship like the last time it happened.

Person 1: ok I'll suck your penis
Person 2 (man whore): good boy
3 months later
Person 1: Fuck you bitch jokes on you cause you mean nothing to me and Im finally getting over you so haha
Man whore: wanna try again?
Person 1: no I'm sorry (is thrown back to square one, needing to get over him all over again

by E.M.M112606 May 14, 2023

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Penis Wenis

A Man who has so little intellect about his own genitals, that he tries to pee inside of girls.

Person 1: Hey did you hear that John fucked Britanny?
Person 2: John? Johns a Penis Wenis, theres no way Brittany wanted to fuck him...

by StealthoGaro May 15, 2023

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Penis pulls

When you were younger, did you ever think you would grow old and have a small pecker?

As a kid, the best possible way to grow a longer penis shaft during puberty. It involves at least 10 pulls each day between the ages of 8-14. By grabbing the head of the penis and pulling outward, stretching the shaft to maximum capacity, over time you’re wrench will become a crane.

Little Timmy went to his room after dinner to do 10 penis pulls because he was angry he had a smaller penis than others

by shmevron james December 1, 2022

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