ass monkey

/ăs məNGkē/

noun

1.

The equivalent of a Barrel of Monkeys toy, except, it implicates you hang out of an ass instead of a barrel.

2. Informal
Can be used in the place of the noun, jackass or the adjective, silly, for shock value or a quick laugh.

"ASS MONKEY! " (usually screamed with assertiveness at someone who is being a jackass or being silly)

by Roger Thorn August 25, 2017

ass-monkey

a monkey with an ass

ass-monkeys are really smelly and dumb

by Stinky Cheeks April 03, 2021

To throw monkeys out of the South Pole

If someone want to do something on a unusual place where are not needed tools or materials.
Want to do impossible things.

My brother came to me to the swimming pool yesterday and he wanted me to help him with making a snack. Looking at him I said idly: Here? You're throwing monkeys out of the South Pole?
My girlfriend want me to pay a boat-trip. She thinks that I'm gonna to throw monkeys out of the South Pole, I'm not a millionaire.

by Sidam August 09, 2013

Monkey gas

When you have such a wet fart that you think you shit your pants

Dude I could have sworn I shit myself but I went to the bathroom and it turned out to be monkey gas

by Eclipseiasux June 09, 2022

Spud Monkey

A chunky pinto colored horse, often times a BLM mustang……

Interchangeable with the name Chunky Monkey

My horses name is Spud Monkey

by Ashley Bighands September 11, 2023

Spud Monkey

A Chunky pinto colored Horse. Often times a mustang. Interchangeably also known as Chunky Monkey.

My horses name is Spud Monkey

by Ashley Bighands September 11, 2023

Hair of the monkey

A beer that is drank in the morning after heavy drinking to cure a beer induced hangover.

You ever wake up from camping hungover from beer, so you take a hair of the monkey and you're in the clear

by Ceresann November 26, 2023