A terrible critic who does insults, glaze, and/or calls stuff "woke", often to promote a agenda or ideology, usually right-wing or conservative; a grifter.
The Lex Luthor's monkey The Critical Drinker labels Superman (2025) woke because he doesn't like it.
by David X. Hatley October 5, 2025
Get the Lex Luthor's monkeymug. When a man is receiving head and he reaches over the top of the girl and sticks his thumb at least an inch and a half in her ass
by Gabe Willy April 10, 2025
Get the Spider-Monkey-Reach-Aroundmug. by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids December 6, 2015
Get the high-fived-a-monkeymug. black person: touches white person
white person: get your black monkey bannana peeling hands of me Niiigerrrrr
white person: get your black monkey bannana peeling hands of me Niiigerrrrr
by MR0rizz October 25, 2022
Get the monkeymug. by goofy hippo April 27, 2022
Get the monkey nutsmug. by charlieman12 November 1, 2010
Get the slip monkey facemug. Noun:
1. A raging African American homosexual who can not stop masturbating ambidextrously due to his chronic CMD.
2. The 3rd cousin of a Porch Monkey, which has settled down in common upper class districts and suburbs along U.S. States with high urban populations.
3. A term given to modern day Rap and R & B artist whom think an auto-tone and a single chorus and repetition compose a song. This includes Rebecca Black. (Slang)
Originating from Northern, Southern, Western, and Midwestern States of the United States of America.
1. A raging African American homosexual who can not stop masturbating ambidextrously due to his chronic CMD.
2. The 3rd cousin of a Porch Monkey, which has settled down in common upper class districts and suburbs along U.S. States with high urban populations.
3. A term given to modern day Rap and R & B artist whom think an auto-tone and a single chorus and repetition compose a song. This includes Rebecca Black. (Slang)
Originating from Northern, Southern, Western, and Midwestern States of the United States of America.
Pulse Monkeys have a tendency of being racist and taking welfare for granted; Consequently, the term pulse monkey is a racist slang term originating from the Czars of Obama. All the while, they have trickled into the cracks of the hardworking upper and lower class community's.This gives bad names upon the hardworking black community.
by DrDustmann July 1, 2012
Get the Pulse Monkeymug.