Mama Cock

When your sleeping and your mom pulls down your pants and takes a picture of your cock and then says jeeze my chode is bigger than his

Dude my mom just pulled a mama cock on me last night a posted it on the internet

by Dwrek June 14, 2008

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cock smuggler

one who cuddles with the cock and or recieves the cock into his or her ass hole,

The gay man was horny so he decided it was time for some cock smuggling. (what a fag.)

by Harry A. SShole October 31, 2003

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smelly cock

male version of smelly box

Pointy

by Anonymous July 14, 2003

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cock shock

when a person goes through emotions that relate to post traumatic stress after being "cock-slapped" by one or more penises.

"Why is Martha so shaky?"
"Oh, because Martha has cock shock."

by hippie du magique October 4, 2008

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cock block

A person who stops you from getting pussy, a piece of ass or punaner.

Hey thanks for attending my wedding."my friend said.
"Thanks, this was all about thanks? Fuck! Your welcome cockblock! I shouted.

by Snipes ur Ass March 14, 2004

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Giant among men, a person everyone in the world should fear, he is a very intelligent and caring individual but NEVER cross him, he wears a prominent 72 on his sleeve and leg, He keeps everyone around him safe. there is never a time to Question his Authority. He Is as close to a GOD as you will find on this earth

DUDE That Guy at the Compassion center is boss COCK DIESEL, He dont let shit go down!!!

by JimS72 May 1, 2011

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