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mach black jesus 

When you move two times faster than Mach Jesus.
when you move to fast to be seen.
He robbed the store at Mach Black Jesus speed i didn't even see him.
mach black jesus by Mach Jesus November 27, 2018

Big black gay niggers 

Big black gay niggers also know as big gay black men and black men who are together and also do anal sex together and have sexual intercourse, we love big black gay niggers a lot. To be a big black gay nigger you have to be over 6'1 and over 300 pounds, and love that good anal sex!
Look the big black gay niggers are doing anal again!

Big Black Cat With Its Throat Cut

The hairy fanny of a darkhaired woman when her legs are open.
As Julie stepped over him Eric noticed that she was wearing no panties. "My god it's like a Big Black Cat With Its Throat Cut" he murmured.

Jacob Black 

The werewolf from Stephanie Meyer's Twilight. He is in love with the main character Bella Swan. She's in love with Jake's mortal enemy though. A vampire named Edward Cullen. Jacob Black was there for her when Edward left her.
Personally I think Jacob is BETTER for Bella. Edward is good to her but she has a better relationship with Jacob. Why else was she in so much pain at the end of Eclipse? That's one I'd really like to know
Jacob Black,I love you and I'm sorry. I don't want to go through with being a vampire. It's too much to much to give up. Especially because that includes you."
-What I'd say if I were Bella.
Jacob Black by wantstobebella April 5, 2008

Captain Black Sparrow

A drink made with a shot of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum in the bottom of a pint glass with Guinness Stout filling the rest of the glass. The Captain Black Sparrow tastes like a rum and coke milkshake.

This drink was created by Nick K. and named by Elizabeth K. in Las Vegas, NV.
"Pour me a Captain Black Sparrow. I'm gettin' tossed tonight!"

barbeque black man

A soft spoken black man that generally sports clothes less ghetto fabulous than fubu and yet more ethnic than american eagle. May like to accessorize using such finery as gold teeth, glasses and white k-swiss sneakers. Are very personable and tend to enjoy the occasional witty remark followed by a head shake (usually accompanied by a grin so as not to appear condescending). May have a slight lisp, especially when saying words such as defense and sauce.
"Wayne Brady is almost a barbeque black man... but not quite."
barbeque black man by ben & hannah February 16, 2009