Zoomed

Being so beyond fucking up your vision is blurry

Miranda is fucking zoomed rn

by Drunk May 4, 2018

Zoom Head

When you're on a Zoom meeting, and your girl gives you head.

"Hey bro did you understand the biology lecture yesterday?"
"Nah, I was too distracted getting some Zoom Head."
"Nice."

by Nosbig May 3, 2020

Zoomlife

Staying positive and remembering who you are. Look to the greater things in life.

Fuck that bitch it’s Zoomlife

by Natasi.888 September 17, 2020

Zoomie

A group photo or selfie in a zoom call.

We should take a group zoomie, the next time we are on zoom.

by neoquorra October 8, 2020

Zoomer

Someone intensely tied to the Zoom platform, often students who have no say in the technology used to put classrooms online.

Mom: Hey Danny come to the kitchen it's time for lunch!
Danny: I can't, I'm in class over Zoom .
Mom: Okay Zoomer. Come get your lunch when you're done. Back in my day, we used to get lunch from the school and eat it in the cafeteria.
Danny: Ok Boomer.

by Another_Guy April 4, 2021

Zoom Life

A life surrounded by positivity, love, success, and hope. Always pushing negativity away.

Don’t forget kat, it’s zoom life.

by Natasi.888 August 9, 2021

Zoomer Roulette

A game where 5 bullets are loaded into a revolver. Players take turns spinning the revolver and shooting themselves in the head. Normally played by Gen-Z.

"Did you hear Dave killed himself last week?"
"Nah, he was just playing Zoomer Roulette"

by ZubTheNub September 19, 2021