red worm

when you jack it too hard and you're dick goes red.

Billy got a red worm after a 8 hour mastubation session

by Bath Wanker October 7, 2018

wibbly worm

A furry, light-up dildo that has eyes.... prefferably in blue, yellow, green, purple or red. Also known as Wilber the Wonderdildo

The other night wibbly worm and I had a hott night in.. if you know what I mean.

by Jane Austen III August 9, 2009

Worm Heart

The fatter region of the penis, typically found towards the mid-shaft-section.

The worm heart bears its name from the bulge in an earth worm where the heart resides. It is a rare sight, but a real lethal weapon.

Bro: "Dude what's that fuckin' bulge?"
Me: "Don't worry about me bro. That's just my worm heart."

Me: "Dude Kelly was loving that worm heart last night"
Chris: "Damn man, I wish I had a worm heart"

by ChrisRickyandtheBillyBoys October 25, 2012

Worm hole

To stick your finger in potting mix before sticking it in someones ears.

Time to give someone a worm hole!

by Loopt March 4, 2017

schlong worm

When a worm carefully slips into a male's penis and then proceeds to eat their insides out.

Reese: OMG i'm being eaten by a schlong worm.

Jebediah: Damn, nigga, that's scary!

Reese: My dick is hard as rock, tho.

by NiggaJONES August 5, 2012

fur worm

The fore arms of a cat when said cat is laying on its back enjoying a vigorous petting.

Watch out, or those fur worms will cut you!

by furwormer March 1, 2011

woolly worm

When a partner defecates a tubular turd on a hairy chest. A variation of this would be an easter basket, where a partner defecates small pellet like turds on a hairy chest.

My girl gave me a woolly worm last night that won't wash off.

by Adam D-z nuts Clark November 11, 2006