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window seat

The window seat is the best seat you can get on an airliner.
From the window seat, you get to see plenty of cool things. Such as watching your plane take off and land, seeing the wing flutter and bend, seeing the contrail coming out of the engines when you reach altitude etc.
And don't forget about the awesome view you get of the world around you.
Last summer I flew on a trip to Florida. And I was lucky and got a window seat. It was cool looking outside as the plane went from point A to point B.
by airplane luver August 30, 2008
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Dutch Widow

Look at the way she is dressed she looks like a " Dutch Widow"...
by RD November 19, 2003
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K-19 the Widowmaker

A traditional courtship practice, between prospective a prospective suitor and his would be mate. The female party in the relationship sits on a bed, and puts her legs behind her head, thereby exposing her " winking brown eye". The suitor strips down naked, and stands across the rooms. On the count of three, he sprints towards the lady, with the attempt of bullseyeing her anus, to achieve balls deep penetration of mythical proportions. Unfortunately, if not successful, this practice usually leads to death.
Lawyer: "Don't you find it odd, that Mrs.Hall took out a $10,000,000 life insurance policy on her husband, THE VERY DAY before asking him to perform a "K-19 the Widowmaker" on her???"
by Gregorio Miguel Prescotto April 1, 2008
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pink wind

Related words: queef

Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.
Anna Smith tried to conceal her pink wind at the governors ball but to no avail.
by Tobbie September 29, 2005
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Cheese in the wind

'Cheese in the wind' was first uttered by Ed Rooney from Ferris Bueller's day off. (See example B.)

Someone is 'leaving your cheese in the wind' when they do any of the following:

A. Ruin your fun; be a wet blanket/buzz-kill
B. Flout your dignity/authority
C. Dismiss you/hang you out to dry
D. Deny you sexual satisfaction (whether intentional or not)
A. Why don't you want to go out tonight?? You're leavin' my cheese in the wind here!

B. I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind!

C. You stood me up! You totally left my cheese in the wind!

D. I'm so freakin' horny... don't leave my cheese in the wind!!!
by Sub30 Mainstream June 28, 2007
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Windows ME

1: Either a cruel... cruel joke or one more reason why Bill Gates should be decapitated and dismembered with a pointed rock made entirely out of AIDS.

2: The one true cause for all of the pain and suffering in the world and possibly the universe.
1: OMG, Bill was serious with the ME!! GET THE AIDS ROCK!!

2: ME's code is Satan's supreme overlord.
by Kevin T. June 4, 2005
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X Box Widow

A woman who's husband regularly spends so much time playing X Box instead of leaving the house that she begins to tell her friends her husband has died rather than admitting his pathetic addiction.
Isn't it kind of strange that there was no service for her husband? I think she may be trying to hide something by claiming to be an X Box Widow.
by The Original X Box Widow October 18, 2006
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