Shorts Weather

The acceptable weather specifications under which shorts are permitted to be worn by males. The regulations in particular state that under no circumstances should shorts be worn in sub-freezing temperatures of below 32 degrees Fahrenheit, or 0 degrees Celsius. Weather conditions (rain, snow, etc.) are irrelevant.

Male 1: "Dude there's a shit ton of snow outside but I forgot to do my laundry, all I have are shorts."
Female 1: "You're gonna freeze to death if you don't find some pants."
Male 2: "Don't worry dude it's 33 degrees, still Shorts Weather."
Male 1: "Thank god."

by scuffedchildhood January 18, 2020

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Guilty Weather

Dawn after a night of shit you really regret.

Walkin’ home in guilty weather

by LivelyStardust May 26, 2022

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<7.9.7.6.>He is associated with the sky, lightning, weather, thunder, storms, rains, river flows, and war<7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 July 15, 2025

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beach weather

that band that made sex, drugs etc, but also has other dope songs.

"Have you heard Sex, Drugs etc. by Beach Weather. "

by A_G:) September 15, 2025

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Fucker weather

Weather that pisses you off like a motherfucker. It is weather that sucks ass and makes you very annoyed or upset.

This fucker weather needs to STOP.

I heard we will be having fucker weather soon. FML.

The fucker weather ruined my plans.

by LingDanc803 October 27, 2023

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weather protest

the act of dressing for TOTAL sunshine; swim trunks or bikini, sandals/chanklas, turning on the heat in your place as well as all lights, tropical drink or lime in whatever beer you are drinking while its overcast, foggy, raining and or winter outdoors.

I don't care about PG&E, its weather protest over here!!

by BPB323 February 28, 2009

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