Waxing The Yak Skin

Furiously, and sometimes violently stimulating the male genitalia

Dude, my girl totally blue balled me and then took off last night, so I went home and was totally waxing the yak skin.

by TehNiZmoGuy May 24, 2011

man of wax

A perfect man. Too good to be true, as if a wax model (a perfect replica).

Person a: Have you seen John? He's so hot.
Person b: Yeah, he's really a man of wax.

by steveman1123 July 2, 2021

waxing my wheels

A saying that is similar to "buttering you up" for a malicious purpose.

An instance where one person tries to take advantage of the other by using subjective persuasive language to produce a desired result.

The wheels on skateboards can be waxed, but too much isn't good.

"You're great at packing the dishwasher, like really good, I didn't know you were that good!?"

"You're just waxing my wheels".

OR

can be used to describe someone preparing with awareness of something to likely go wrong or badly. This can be interpreted as "kidding" or "joking".

"You are so good at packing the dishwasher!"
"You're waxing my wheels right now"

by cocolingo August 11, 2025

wax actor

A reigning fantasy football champion that gets burned the next season.

Man, I feel bad for Mike this year, he's a real wax actor.

by Liebs72 January 12, 2016

ur wax

You're wacky in a bad way. You're a wanna be crazy chick/dude but really, you're just a hollow loser.

Oh you're pretending to be drunk and hitting on chicks again, ur wax!

by AJAYMASHY June 9, 2016

Lawn Wax

1: A spray bottle used to smooth out an area of grass.
2: A state of confusion/panic due to an unknown context or unplanned event.

I kept losing my things due to the Lawn Wax that was this "road trip".

by Minty_Mechanic April 9, 2022

Wax Anxiety

A feeling of nervousness and excitement all in one. One always gets this feeling if anxiousness on the way to a Brazilian wax appointment. Followed with sweaty palms with a nervous laugh, and perhaps a feeling having to go to the pre..a very anxious feeling,

The closer we get to the front of the line for the roller coaster, the more I have ‘wax anxiety.’

by Crack of Dawn May 19, 2023