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Head in a Waffle

to have sex. Esp. Cowgirl Position.

Originating at Wagner College on due to the "waffled" ceiling design intended to reduce noise. Small rooms meant beds were often bunked. To put one's "Head in a Waffle" means to have sex on the top bunk.
Pete: "Christine is hot."
Jim: "Yeah I'd like to put her head in a waffle."
by WaffleMaka April 26, 2010
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Awful Waffle

The Awful Waffle is the residential building at 432 Park Avenue in Manhattan, NYC. Named for its ugly architecture and overwhelming height.
Person 1: Wow, look at the gorgeous view of the Manhattan sky line!
Person 2: It would be even more beautiful if the Awful Waffle didn't stick out like acne on a preteen.
by joebiden.png June 22, 2016
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waffle shack

a term referring to any person, place, or thing clouded with uncertainty, or possible cause of concern.
melissa!? she gave me V.D. stay out of that waffle shack!
by westpanio May 1, 2006
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Drop A Waffle

To excrete waste, particularly after eating chicken & waffles.
Damn, girl - I won't be able to turn-you-out until I drop a waffle.
by zornfett June 4, 2010
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Waffle Party

When your workplace offers you some crappy, food-based socializing incentive instead of a raise or real benefits.
We don't want no stupid Waffle Party--we want healthcare and paid sick leave now, boss.
by MollyMathers April 24, 2022
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eggotistical waffle

to pour it on like syrup. to be overbearing with words of ones achievements or pertaining to ones self.
yo man, why you straight up being an eggotistical waffle?
by Papa Dub March 10, 2008
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Alaskan Waffle

An unshaven vagina that has been infected by a rash. Similar to a blue waffle, but the difference lies with whether or not the vagina has been shaved. Can also be called "The Sarah Palin Waffle."
Ted: Holy crap Margaret, you have Alaskan Waffle!

Margaret: Oh my God, Ted! I knew something was up when I started itching my "down under" uncontrollably last week! I'd better see a specialist about my Alaskan Waffle!
by Comrade_Jon December 28, 2010
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