uncles paradise

A large penis that usually comes from your uncle into your paradise

Wow you gotta love that uncles paradise

by myunclesass August 21, 2018

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Unclesex

When your uncle rapes you and you are under 18. Usually little boys. Also commonly done in basement.

Pepe: Hey guess what Eduardo
Eduardo: What?
Pepe: I lost my virginity
Eduardo: No way to who
Pepe: Uncle Juan-Carlos Luis
Eduardo: Well if unclesex counts then I lost my virginity to Uncle Jose

by Osama 69/11 December 15, 2018

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Uncle Neil

To inject ones finger into the anus of another being

Last night I got an Uncle Neil

by Ddawg911 February 19, 2019

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Uncle Guido

the metaphorical relative that will make good on one's previous shovel talk and/or other threats of violence

Ex: "If you break her heart, I'll have to send Uncle Guido after you..."

by NutmegBGB June 6, 2019

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Uncle Mayo

Best friend

You are my Uncle Mayo

by MayoQueen June 12, 2019

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Uncle Big Jim

A person who supports poorly run organizations but argues that they are "light-years ahead". They then take on the name "Uncle Big Jim"

Jimjig: The San Francisco Giants are such an amazing team. Their farm system is ranked 30th in the MLB and they are 3.5 games behind the wild card.
Wise Vahe: Oh don't be preposterous Jimjig, they will never catch up to the Almighty Los Angeles Dodgers who God has blessed then with World Series victories from 2019 to infinity.
Jimjig: Well let's go Dodgers!
Wise Vahe: What an Uncle Big Jim.

by Hayastan03 July 17, 2019

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