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Get the Polish Twinkie mug.Employed twinkie~ - ɪmˈplɔɪd ˈtwɪŋki~:
noun, adj.
Plr: Employed twinkies~
A, typically male identifying, person who presents an exterior of a certain level of dignity, coldness and class despite having a weird, often times extremely freaky and flirty, personality that is only revealed to people of trust.
The origin of these terms are unknown though the earliest edition replaces "twinkie" with "twinsie".
noun, adj.
Plr: Employed twinkies~
A, typically male identifying, person who presents an exterior of a certain level of dignity, coldness and class despite having a weird, often times extremely freaky and flirty, personality that is only revealed to people of trust.
The origin of these terms are unknown though the earliest edition replaces "twinkie" with "twinsie".
The term is to be used in a non formal manner to describe a close friend or a person of authority.
"He sat upon his throne, high above the ground, Heflin snickered, "He's such an employed twinkie!" He whispered to Gregory with a smile on his face"
"I don't know why he's like that ..., me and him are employed twinkies for life."
"The principal is formal, the principal after saying hi to him: Absurd image of said principal"
"Love our fellow employed twinkie~ at aisle 4"
"He sat upon his throne, high above the ground, Heflin snickered, "He's such an employed twinkie!" He whispered to Gregory with a smile on his face"
"I don't know why he's like that ..., me and him are employed twinkies for life."
"The principal is formal, the principal after saying hi to him: Absurd image of said principal"
"Love our fellow employed twinkie~ at aisle 4"
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Hey Gavin, you should’ve seen the load of jizz bellowing out of that Deep Fried Twinkie I gave your girl last night.
by MissMonk April 19, 2021
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a cream filled desert. THATS IT. it's not a fucking "asian who acts white" just because an asian is bad at school that does not mean they are fucking ACTING WHITE OR ANYTHING ELSE. JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE IS ASIAN DOES NOT AUTOMATICALLY MAKE THEM A FUCKING GENIUS AND PEOPLE NEED TO START FUCKING REALIZING THAT INSTEAD OF BEING IGNORANT LITTLE SHITS AND TREATING THEM AS SOME HOMEWORK MACHINE OR ASKING THEM FOR ANSWERS AUTOMATICALLY ASSUMING THEY KNOW
stupid person: hey, asian guy. what are the answers for all of these questions?
asian guy: i don't know
stupid person: whaaa? i thought you were supposed to be asian. what a twinkie
asian guy: actually, just because i am asian does not make me a genius and automatically know everything, so fuck off
asian guy: i don't know
stupid person: whaaa? i thought you were supposed to be asian. what a twinkie
asian guy: actually, just because i am asian does not make me a genius and automatically know everything, so fuck off
by indigonanza November 17, 2018
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