smut tv

In regard to reality television shows, refers to the stupid vapidity and mindless entertainment that appeals to the lowest common denominator low brow audience.

Garbage tv, shows you'd find in the dumpster.

"Hey wanna watch The Bachelor?"

"No, thank you. I don't watch smut tv."

by FaceLikeASlappedAss March 7, 2024

dog TV

When a canine (or a person) sits or lays and seems to stare aimlessly into space. They are actually watching dog TV.

I think I'll go home, smoke a big fatty and watch some dog TV.

Bob lost his job, his girlfriend broke up with him and the doctor put him on anti-depressants. It's really sad, he just sits at the kitchen table all day long and watches dog TV .

by RicardoCorridor February 9, 2009

You're screen sharing to the TV.

Timmy, SHUT THAT PORN OFF!

Dude, You're screen sharing to the TV.

by Deez nut_ella jars are nice. December 5, 2021

Guru Kiran TV

The World's biggest bitch, he thinks he is a fucking Leader but turns out to be the opposite. Just a MotherFucking Asshole.

Wait he is such a bitch and an asshole...
No he is Guru Kiran TV

by purpleegde:)syche May 23, 2025

TV girl hours

When you listen to hit indie-pop band ‘TV Girl’ into late hours of the night.

“Why are you crying?”
“It’s TV Girl hours”

by Perleaze December 14, 2023

blue moon tv

A very funny YouTuber, who tries hard on his YouTube channel!

Did you watch Blue moon Tv's new video it was hilarious!!

by Luna222000 December 21, 2016

TV Hermit

An individual who has little to no social life and spends their whole day in the house watching television obsessively. These people probably have Vitamin D deficiency because they never see sunlight.

Domonique: What did you do yesterday?
Josh: Nothing much. I was a TV hermit and watched the third season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer until 3AM.

by vitalshot June 23, 2011