Thursday Night TV

Thursday Night TV is boring, therefore Thursday Night TV is used to describe boring things.

Frank: "Hey! son, look at that ride!"
Timmy: "Dad I'd rather watch Thursday Night TV"
Frank: "Boring piece of shit..."
Timmy: "What did ya call me?!"
Frank: "Nothing son!"
Timmy: "You wanna Go!"
'gun shots'

by MEGAZOR January 23, 2010

TV time

Tis and Vagina time..

Hey man, did you get any TV time in last night?

yeah man i had a ton of homework but i squeezed it in there..

by jaksoffahlot February 19, 2011

tv eclipse

when your settled down to watch tv and your partners legs or duvet blocks most of the screen

a quiet nite watching tv in bed is blocked by your partners body,you can see some of the tv.....maybe half or even just out of 1 eye....in all cases you are experiencing a tv eclipse

by menofearthereaper April 8, 2011

un-TV-definitive

An adjective, meaning indefinable by Television, mass media, popular hype, majority opinion, or propaganda. Can mean that one disagrees with and will not let TV/media affect one's decisions, or in some cases means has the belief that the majority is (almost?) always wrong. AKA untubifiable (indefinable by youtube or the Tube).

Person 1: So are you voting for Palin or Obama for President next election?

Person 2: I disagree with both their politics completely. I am going un-TV-definitive and voting for one of the third parties.

by poetsespresso September 4, 2010

look at tvs

Often used when a loose female is going over to a mans house to do it to him. She tells others that she is going to look at tv's but actually is being loose.

Sheri-I'll be back later.
Susan-Where are you going.
Sheri-I am going to go look at tvs
Susan-Ok I will see you in the morning

by funnyone78654 June 2, 2011

TV Soulmates

Friends who instinctively watch the same programs at the same time without any prior discussion or planning

Friend 1: Do you prefer to BBQ with Charcoal or Propane?
Friend 2: Your watching King of The Hill, huh?

Friend 1: We must be "TV Soulmates"

by your buddy dave May 4, 2010

TV Jetlag

When you continuously travel overseas for extended periods of time and miss the start of the new season of your favorite TV show because you just left the US, and when you get back you've just missed the end of the season.

Tarek can't go out dancing tonight, because he's got such bad TV Jetlag. He'll feel better after he watches 24 hours of 24.

by fatpiggy December 9, 2008