Hero's Trumpet

Noun- An itch scratched by pushing a fart to vibrate the affected area.

typically referring to the anus

IE. I apologize for the smell I had to sound the hero's trumpet

by Zorrocat December 2, 2017

gay trumpet sex

A horny interest or weirdos

Alex Pringle is a person who loves gay trumpet sex

by The_678th_CoolGuy March 7, 2023

Trumpetous

Loud, as a trumpet or other brass instrument.

The trumpetous sound emanating from his ass woke the whole house.

by mastertrainer1978 November 28, 2024

Trumpet

Selfish Trump supporting puppets.

Person 1: Can you fucking believe how selfish these people are?

Person 2: I know what you mean. No one thinks about eachother any more.

Person 1: Well not all of us, mostly these ignorant Trumpet fucks.

Person 2: Trumpet fucks?

Person 1: Yea. You don’t know what they’re called? Scared ignorant Trump supporters! Just call them Trumpets.

by Daveeeed NYC May 10, 2020

Trumpet

An instrument that makes a saxophone look like a useless sex toy for God's and is only created Zeus, the god of all gods of Greek mythology

When Zeus developed trumpets Trumpets, it was so beautiful that it made Satan remove the saxophone from his asshole

by Godly asshole March 9, 2018

Trumpet of Patriots

(Australian Slang) A deep, thundering fart; shamelessly delivered in a public place.

Everyone left the Quiet Carriage when Jonno sounded the Trumpet of Patriots.

by Crypto_Saki April 16, 2025

Trumpet

Blowing someone while listening to opera

That was a really nice trumpet

by Where is Chester November 19, 2020