Coffin Topper

A photo that captures the essence of a person so perfectly that it must adorn the top of their coffin.

‘This such a beautiful photo of Gran, let’s use it as a coffin topper at her funeral’

by Dani McMillan Lyons July 10, 2024

Lip Tripper

A derogatory term for an African American

Paul: Hey look at the size of that black lads lips, if he isn't careful he will trip over them
Jamaal: *Click click click*
Paul: You are a real lip tripper sometimes Jamaal
Jamaal: "Clicking intensifies"

by Bendym4n123 September 16, 2023

Lip Tripper

A derogatory term for an African American

Paul: Hey look at the size of that black lads lips, if he isn't careful he will trip over them
Jamaal: *click click click*
Paul: You are a real lip tripper sometimes Jamaal
Jamaal: *Clicking intensifies*

by Bendym4n123 September 16, 2023

goof trooper

A very silly person.

That goof trooper went to the auto parts store and asked for "blinker fluid."

by Hraefnscar September 29, 2023

Twitter Trooper

Someone who gets offended by EVERYTHING. You have to be very careful making jokes around these people if you don't want a flurry of whiny nonsense aimed directly towards your ear. (Most of these people have blue hair.)

I offended a Twitter Trooper the other day, it was not a pleasant time.

by schnozzy November 26, 2023

rookie trooper

he surely shook with fright, then checked off his equipment and made sure his pack was tight. poor guy had to listen to the awful engines roar. then his sergeant looked up and cried, "is everybody happy?" rookie trooper feebly answered yes, and then they stood him up. he jumped into the icy blast, then his static line unhooked; he aint gonna jump no more

sergeant: "rookie trooper is about to jump"
experienced trooper: "gory, gory what a hell of a way to die"
sergeant: "there was blood upon the risers"
experienced trooper: "ummm no cap his static line unhooked"

by i am dream u r gumball December 26, 2023

Q-Topper

Someone who is with their own cousin but doesn't see anything wrong with it since cousins aren't mentioned in the Bible.

A: "Have you heard about Dave? He ran away with his cousin Emily to get married!"
B: "No way! I can't believe it!"
A: "Yep, he's a Q-Topper. Spent all yesterday trying to explain the bible's perspective to me."

by CONiner May 14, 2024