A worthless glob that has two eyes and one really flat tooth.
It's known to float around people's houses spying on men in the bathroom.
It's been around since the the first human ever recorded and they would also
spy on them trying to use the bathroom, which was just a massive hole.
Scientific name: Squabtoisis toobus
It's known to float around people's houses spying on men in the bathroom.
It's been around since the the first human ever recorded and they would also
spy on them trying to use the bathroom, which was just a massive hole.
Scientific name: Squabtoisis toobus
by Monikerrr September 4, 2022
Get the Squabtoos (SQuAb-TOOS)mug. Occurs when a vehicle operator is too preoccupied with his or her own ethnicity to adhere to or care about local driving laws and regulations; "keeping it real", checking the status of one's weave or afro, adjusting the ridiculously loud car stereo, or making sure that others are aware of his or her presence, or all of the above, supercedes safe driving practices.
If I turned up my bump that loud, I'd be too black to drive too.
Is that guy having a stroke or is he just too black to drive?
What an asshole! Either she wants me to slap the hell out of her or she's just too black to drive.
Is that guy having a stroke or is he just too black to drive?
What an asshole! Either she wants me to slap the hell out of her or she's just too black to drive.
by Barney Fife's racist cousin June 13, 2011
Get the too black to drivemug. by Matty Gam3r August 24, 2017
Get the Too high to seemug. when someone says a bunch of nonesense to you that you clearly dont give a fuck aboutl and you respond back saying this too piss them off by "saying you too eh?"
by jangalicious October 7, 2009
Get the you too eh?mug. A goody-too-shoes is someone who needs everything perfect. Even if it’s not theirs they will clean it up or make it tidy. If they don’t tell the teacher the right answer, they go right back at it.
by bacongirl_88 May 21, 2018
Get the goody-too-shoesmug. by disptuff November 8, 2009
Get the Too short to livemug. When you pick up a magazine or a book and you see that it will take for ever and a day to read because it has so many words.
A while back I bought myself a magazine while traveling. But when I travel I just like to read short articles not a "book". I was flipping through the pages and started reading an article but when I saw that it had more words than a book I said to myself "too much word" I am not reading this article. If I wanted to read a book I would have purchased one. Another example this example has too much word.
by Monkey bin January 8, 2012
Get the too much wordmug.