tool on

to attack someone verbally; to gossip about someone.

Please don't tool on my family! • Tom keeps tooling on Jennifer, and she is really mad about it.

by conjuror1 November 11, 2009

tool bag

a loser jerk off that thinks they are cooler than they actually are. they think they are the focus of everyone's attention or are better than everyone when in fact they are not. they try too hard, get smuts with diseases, have diseases, and are used like tools

the entire frat of pi lam at Widener University in Chester, PA

by beat up rapists at pi lam September 15, 2003

tool around

the art of walking around without a particular purpose in mind

I like to tool around downtown Baltimore with my cousins and then go home to grab some munchies.

by Elizardbreath January 10, 2011

Tool-chest Politics

The dialectical forms of government, according to Plato, are a succession of governments that replace the preceding one when the preceding one can no longer sustain itself. They are:
Timocracy, which is replaced by an Oligarchy (also called Plutocracy or Monarchy), which is then replaced by a Democracy, which is then replaced by Tyranny (also called Despotism). In Tool-chest Politics all forms of government are respected according to their purpose in checks and balances when considering critical observation of the other forms, somewhat like the three branches of the United States Government: Executive, Legislative and Judicial; also similar to how factional parties 'keep an eye on each other', such as the Democratic and Republican Parties in the U.S. Tool-chest Politics thinks outside of the box, so to speak, and observes the cycle of governments as a whole integrated system, each dependent on each other. An example of a country that utilizes this style of government is the United Kingdom.

Jack: "I heard that the Republican Party is like a hammer for the nail." :/

Slim: "Yeah, and the Democratic Party is the screwdriver for the proverbial 'screw!'" :\

Jack: "Hey, that would be 'Tool-chest Politics!'" :D

by James Kelly Williamson September 29, 2009

Tool of a Douche

someone who is a complete tool and whose father is a complete douche.

George W. Bush is a tool of a douche.

by B.Gatewood January 28, 2009

Tool Belt

A man who is a Tool, who then fathers a son who becomes a Tool.

Look at that old guy tanning with his son, what a total tool belt

by Sgt. Sack Attack June 13, 2011

Tool Sandwich

One who is a social outcast, or a general worthless human being.

Drew made us drive him home again. He is such a Tool Sandwich.

by wolfioligy January 10, 2010