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too damn bad

Usually said when someone is whining about a task they don't wanna do. It'll shut someone up easily that is complaining.
Little Warden Walker: I'm tired of this grandpa!
Grandpa Walker: WELL THAT'S TOO DAMN BAD! You keep diggin'!
Little Warden Walker: Well excuse me.

Kid 1: Can you buy us another controller for our Wii?
Mom: You already have 3, what wrong with those?
Kid 2: All 4 of us want to play SSBB, together, at the same time!
Kid 3: Please?
Kid 4: We just have to! We have to!
Mom: Well that's too damn bad. I ain't buyin' you another one.
by Pirated! May 30, 2013
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its too big

What a girl says when a dick is too big to fit in her pussy.
Guy: oh yeah I'll stick my dick up it pussy.
Girl: its too big
by jdoexbox360 November 17, 2021
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Too high to see

When you smoke so much weed you are trippy af and no one knows what you are doing.
Snoop Dogg: Wibwubwibwub
Person: he is too high to see
by Matty Gam3r August 24, 2017
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you too eh?

when someone says a bunch of nonesense to you that you clearly dont give a fuck aboutl and you respond back saying this too piss them off by "saying you too eh?"
yarlsberg: yo dude, last night i jacked off so hard my cock turned meatloaf.

jangle: oh you too eh?
by jangalicious October 7, 2009
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too black to drive

Occurs when a vehicle operator is too preoccupied with his or her own ethnicity to adhere to or care about local driving laws and regulations; "keeping it real", checking the status of one's weave or afro, adjusting the ridiculously loud car stereo, or making sure that others are aware of his or her presence, or all of the above, supercedes safe driving practices.
If I turned up my bump that loud, I'd be too black to drive too.

Is that guy having a stroke or is he just too black to drive?

What an asshole! Either she wants me to slap the hell out of her or she's just too black to drive.
mugGet the too black to drivemug.

too drunk to func

1) The act of becoming too inebriated to physically perform any tasks. 2) Not being able to perform sexually for reasons of being too inebriated.
Damn Billy was too drunk to func last night, I can't believe he tried to make that pizza.
by MickeyWalsh October 11, 2009
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too much word

When you pick up a magazine or a book and you see that it will take for ever and a day to read because it has so many words.
A while back I bought myself a magazine while traveling. But when I travel I just like to read short articles not a "book". I was flipping through the pages and started reading an article but when I saw that it had more words than a book I said to myself "too much word" I am not reading this article. If I wanted to read a book I would have purchased one. Another example this example has too much word.
by Monkey bin January 8, 2012
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