Too cute for me

When a girl is saying this and you know you’re actually not. That is the biggest cap of the year
Sam is way too cute for me, he’s out of my league.

That girl is way too cute for me idk how I can talk to her.
by Notgoodatwords July 18, 2020
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too black to drive

Occurs when a vehicle operator is too preoccupied with his or her own ethnicity to adhere to or care about local driving laws and regulations; "keeping it real", checking the status of one's weave or afro, adjusting the ridiculously loud car stereo, or making sure that others are aware of his or her presence, or all of the above, supercedes safe driving practices.
If I turned up my bump that loud, I'd be too black to drive too.

Is that guy having a stroke or is he just too black to drive?

What an asshole! Either she wants me to slap the hell out of her or she's just too black to drive.
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Too high to see

When you smoke so much weed you are trippy af and no one knows what you are doing.
Snoop Dogg: Wibwubwibwub
Person: he is too high to see
by Matty Gam3r August 24, 2017
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too drunk to func

1) The act of becoming too inebriated to physically perform any tasks. 2) Not being able to perform sexually for reasons of being too inebriated.
Damn Billy was too drunk to func last night, I can't believe he tried to make that pizza.
by MickeyWalsh October 11, 2009
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you too eh?

when someone says a bunch of nonesense to you that you clearly dont give a fuck aboutl and you respond back saying this too piss them off by "saying you too eh?"
yarlsberg: yo dude, last night i jacked off so hard my cock turned meatloaf.

jangle: oh you too eh?
by jangalicious October 07, 2009
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soup that is too hot

An amount of soup, usually a bowl, that is just too hot.
Brittney: “Hey, try my soup Raymond!” Raymond: “Ooo ooh, my lips, this soup is much too hot to eat at the moment, I will wait for it to cool, this is soup that is too hot”.
by Grizlord JR. January 29, 2018
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its too big

What a girl says when a dick is too big to fit in her pussy.
Guy: oh yeah I'll stick my dick up it pussy.
Girl: its too big
by jdoexbox360 November 17, 2021
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