Toilet paper

The cure for COVID-19

1. Hey what’s that

2: toilet paper
1. Oh what’s it for?
2. Oh you don’t know....?

by Rubyien March 15, 2020

Toilet Tunes

Different arrays of farts with distinct sounds released while in the toilet (or any place). For example, the ass releases a sifting sound while the poop rushes down into the toilet water. Now the people listening from outside - either someone curious or someone waiting - will recognize it as a toilet tune. Some freaks will even record the fart sound and put it on their ring tone. Some legal issues have been filed due to lacking permission for using the sound without consent.

Bust out some toilet tunes off the freestyle my homie.

by Chief Rocka Kaka July 3, 2007

explode into the toilet

To violently crap into the toilet.

After eating the tuna sandwich I got from the drug store I had to explode into the toilet.

by xBrokenglass June 18, 2008

Teabagger toilet

A toilet with a water level so high when a guy sits down his testicles touch the water!

Jim was caught off guard when he sat down and his balls got wet, frigin Teabagger toilet!!

by tatsmec January 5, 2017

Toilet Tennis

A phrase normally found scribbled on the stall walls of a public toilet, followed by a magical command to "look left" where the seated participant will be greeted with the words "look right" compelled to do so by the confidence in which it is written, the cycle continues until the player either catches on to the fact that this will never end or...... dies on the seat due to dehydration and starvation.

Simon died because he got stuck playing Toilet Tennis.

by Onlydog January 4, 2019

Toilet Toddler

Once your food baby passes through the colon and is ready to be released... into the toilet. Ta-da!

That Chipotle I had for lunch has turned my belly into a food baby... I can't wait to hit the bano later and turn that bad boy into a toilet toddler.

by AgentDaleCooper May 31, 2017

Toilet Tango

The frantic dance one performs as they clinch their ass cheeks while running in place and struggle to undo their belt before they shit them selves.

I had to do the Toilet Tango after eating Taco Bell for lunch.

by joemanshowman May 28, 2016