haunted toast

A very charming yet scary piece of Toast, it flies around your room at night and scowls at you while you make Toast. It'll also: bumLURK: at you while you're in the shower or on the can.

This Haunted toast Won't stop watching me poop.

by Surviving June 24, 2017

tossing the toast

When a man takes his elbow and slides it into a woman’s butt without wearing goggles. Usually performed by three or more people.

Man I met up with my group project members last night and we just ended up tossing the toast all night long

by Ian Connell November 2, 2017

stoner toast

A delicious food made by cooking a bread product (or a similar delicacy such as Tostino's Pizza Rolls) in a toaster oven and topping it with a foodstufs that sounds good in theory but not always in practice.

Dude I got cheesy garlic bread and imitation lobstermeat in the freezer we gotta make stoner toast.

by Kevin M.D. November 11, 2017

Toast the testicles

The act of passing gas with your clothes on such that the heat from the fart is trapped in your pants and then passes across your balls and warms them. testicles, balls, scrotum, penis, junk, fart, break wind, pass gas, gouch, butt, butthole

I showered because I had to toast the testicles when I was laying on the sofa.

by joecoolthefool May 26, 2016

Toasted Tomato

When you do anal and give her butt burn

I did anal with my gf last night and she woke up with a toasted tomato

by GangbangGrandma September 4, 2016

Tom toasted

Is when you are highly intoxicated

Dude I'm so tom toasted

by Rando99 August 22, 2016

toast roast

when you roast a white person with a fake tan

"let's head down to the beach and toast roast"

by harrysaidso August 2, 2016