Prepare the Meat

When you dip your man-stick into a bowl of lubricant to make penetration easier and smoother
Dude! I forgot to prepare the meat last night!

That sucks!

It still felt pretty good though
by I-Be-Pimpin April 26, 2017
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meat magnets

A woman's breasts as viewed by another person.
I always see a woman jogging by the Starbucks on Hillcrest and she's got nice meat magnets.
by HillcrestStarbucks April 01, 2008
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hollow meat

John: "So what you are saying is that you only play a guitar because of women?"
Peter: "Nope. I just do it for their hollow meat."
by Svetlan June 18, 2013
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tweak meat

the act of 69-ing a transexual while under the influence of crystal meth
man 1: hey man, what happened last night?
man 2: you smoked your weight in meth then tweak meated some tranny hobo
by buffalo lonestar May 15, 2011
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brown the meat

sex of the derrier
I'm totally going to brown the meat with Sharon tonight.
by big ol' steve June 19, 2009
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Street meat

A really rough looking pussy! One that has been roughed up one time, a bunch of times.
You've been around the town - I bet you've got Street meat.
by Stumbles17 May 16, 2021
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Yabby Meat

A derogatory term used to describe a woman's vagina with extremely prominent labia majora, such that it resembles the small pieces of meat commonly used as bait for catching yabbies.
Man, that chick I nailed last night had some serious yabby meat goin on. Her flange had flaps so meaty they belonged in an abattoir.
by Buckerous Naked February 02, 2021
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