drive by doors

Modified homicide doors that allow a quick and efficient drive by shooting.

Is P Dawg gonna get them drive by doors on his ride? He won't even have to turn the music down he can leave it blastin while he blastin!

by Solid Mantis April 18, 2018

p-doored

what happens to a bicycle messenger when they don't obey the traffic laws, drive between the cars stopped at a light and the sidewalk on a busy road with no parking, right when a passenger is getting out of the car, getting doored in the process, usually at 20mph or so.

Since passengers don't expect a vehicle to be flying by between the curb and the car, they don't look.

"You see that dumbass get p-doored? He should either obey the traffic laws on that meat scooter or slow down. That's gotta hurt."

by NPD June 9, 2007

smelly door

When you open up a warm door handle expecting there to be a fire, because a hot door handle, usually alerts a fire. The door is opened to a big toot. And a sandwich with too much mayo.

Guy 1: "had a smelly Door incident last night. I was watching Matilda and I had a nice beef"
Guy 2: "hell yeah man, welcome to campus"

by Bookerton January 7, 2018

Door Stop

A Door Stop is someone that has a penis with the maximum length of 3 inches.

You can't see your penis? You probably have a Door Stop.

by MichelleISaB0SS March 16, 2022

suicide doors

Doors that open the oposite way than they usually do. Used in the 1930's by gangsters because they could easily hang out of their car with their tommy guns and shoot at the vehicle that was following them.

In the movie Dick Tracy they use vehicles with suicide doors.

by Red Dog December 28, 2005

Squeaky Door

Kinky Sexual move when a person who is positioned correctly, (bent down so their butt hole is alligned with the door knob) gets the door slammed as hard as possible so the door knob penetrates the ass creating a sensation like no other causing the reciever to squeak. DO NOT ATTEMPT with a door handle.

The "squeaky door" is deadly if not performed correctly.

by Harry P. Ness August 18, 2006

layin' doors

The use of mechanical advantage to lower a vehicle. Then cutting the rockers panels off, leaving the doors as the lowest part of the body...

Jennifer: Damn did you see Luke layin' doors on that dually...
Christy: I so want to go licks his balls...
Jennifer: GET IN LINE BITCH!!!

by uncleL May 22, 2006