camel sex

to gut a camel and have sex in it during a sand storm
it was so hot i felt like i was havin camel sex when i was on her
by heehee1 December 14, 2010
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Camel Spit

When a girl is giving you head, and then spits your seaman in your eye.
"Oh man this girl last night was giving me head and she camel spit me man!!"
by KrisBoJangles January 30, 2008
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Camel kiss

When you kiss someone on the cheek with your entire mouth open, then close the lips for the actual kiss, similar to how a camel would kiss you.
"Last night Rocky camel kissed me with his entire mouth!"
by Space Wrangler June 01, 2009
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Shlomo the Camel

* Shlomo the Camel is a famous camel often used in songs (Shlomo the Camel has 100 humps, 100 humps, 100 humps, Shlomo the Camel has 100 humps and that is how he goes, backwards) (only it sounds better in Hebrew than in English). It's mainly a road song, like 100 bottles of beer on the wall.
* Shlomo's character has been deformed and mutilated when it was carried over to such concepts as being the CEO of "Hashish for Free", and/or having e^1 or phi or pi or i humps (those are all unique mathematical numbers).
* Generally, Shlomo is just an ordinary camel, but for some reason he's very famous, perhaps because of his incredibly unbelieveably stupid name.
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Shlomo the Camel = Shlomo Hagamal.
* LeShlomo Hagamal yesh 100 dabashot, 100 dabashot, 100 dabashot, leShlomo Hagamal yesh 100 dabashot, vekaha who ho lech a-cho-ra...
by Yaly Sela September 09, 2005
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Joe Camel

A man's privates. Alternative name for the male reproductive organs (penis and tesicles)
Mary, I'd love it if you'd touch my Joe Camel
by BitchSlap August 07, 2003
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camel humper

Camel Humper...
In Texas we enjoy calling people that are from the middle east camel humpers.
Osama bin laden likes to have sex with camels while he is not busy hiding from the u.s.a.
by Tasha April 06, 2005
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camel shagger

a person who shoves their penis into a camel's rectum.
Shut up! at least im not a camel shagger! you stupid camel shagger!
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