hairy biscuit

Another word for a vagina or another way one may describe a hairy vagina.

*Student caught using phone in class*
Teacher: "Give me your phone young lady!"
Student(girl): "Fuck off, you can munch on my hairy biscuit."

by Otaku-desu December 9, 2013

biscuit lip

Noun: Derogatory statement for black people, especially those with large lips.

What was the name of that shrimp boatin’ biscuit lip in Forrest Gump?

by Alabama moonshark July 19, 2019

Biscuit tities

Titties that are small but perky, just enough to fill up the palm or you hand.

Damn that girl Maddy got some biscuit tities

by Willlllg May 28, 2019

Oklahoma Biscuit

An Oklahoma biscuit is a large, grotesque, venereal wart covering the entire head of a penis. Not to confused with a Pennsylvania ridge line

That girl is so ugly, it looks like someone pounded her in the face with an Oklahoma Biscuit

by Barnwood February 7, 2012

Thunder Biscuit

A Thunder Biscuit is a fart let out with such a force that it causes your buttcheeks to clap with a thunderous noise while simultaneously causing you to involuntarily deficate yourself releasing a sewage like gas into the air causing the surrounding area to become uninhabitable momentarily due to its longer than usual hang time.

Robert let out one of the nastiest thunder biscuits have ever smelt.

by Thunder Biscuit September 30, 2016

vanilla biscuit

A sweaty vagina.

Yo did you see her vanilla biscuit.

by Kungdingdang June 13, 2017

monkey biscuit

slang word for the butthole.

i will dropkick a watermelon directly into ur monkey biscuit.

by ed wallss August 2, 2009