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Snail

Hey Joe that Mustang has a big snail sticking out of the grill, I don’t think your stock Corvette will stand a chance.
by tony330tc2 April 20, 2021
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snailed up

To have half a boner
she’s mid bro. my dick is snailed up.
by miattababy June 1, 2022
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The Snail Trail

When you bust a nut on the floor and use your semen as lubricant to slide across the floor.
“Yeah man, I was trying to do the snail trail and I slipped and broke my fucking neck.”
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The snail

The snail is reffering to a common meme hipothetical, where you are proposed a deal:

Would you have a million dolars, and become imortal. in return, there is a snail that is also imortal, and is constantly chaseing you down till the ends of the earth, and if it ever touches you, you instantly die.

In the hipothetical, it's often implied that the snail is hiper intelegent.
(in the year 2197)
yeah dude, so that's how I became imort- OH SHIT! IT'S HERE! THE SNAIL IS HERE! FUCK! NONONO-
by QQQZZZJJJ April 14, 2025
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the snails

Medical term: the complete opposite of "diarrhea", "the runs" and "the marathons". So named for the slow pace at which feces is ejected from the body over a long period of time, and for other characteristics shared with snails.
Time to take the snails for a long walk...
by Kronos Russo September 12, 2013
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Fire Snail

Serena Williams is attracted to Michael Phelps, she is a Fire Snail.
by Shiesty Tyler October 16, 2022
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garry the snail

the true definition of an immortal being litteraly spongebobs pet snail and truly defeated the entire multiverse just by clanking his eyes he pretended to be emo and tore the emo snails apart bro bathed in salt and lived
by XXXlargenerdXXX April 20, 2023
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