pain snail

Pain Snail someone’s who comes round with their negativity energy.. unloads and talks you into feeling as down like them then snails off as if nothings happened

Went to benns last night “urghh he’s such a pain snail dragging me down with his negativity, could never be in a relationship with him”

by Brokenbarbie688 August 20, 2023

Snail Trail

Noun snail trailing verb Derived from the slimy residue left from from a snail, ‘snail trail’ is a literal or proverbial trail of a man or men’s recently deposited sperm left by the receptive sexual partner. The term connotes recent sexual intercourse involving a person of any gender taking a man’s cum load in the anus or vagina. The resulting ‘trail’ refers to the inadvertent and public leakage of sperm from the anus or vaginasee creampie.

Usually in the proverbially use, the term denotes promiscuity, while the literal is both evidence of promiscuity and questionable decision making.

Female example- “Since she got married and became someone’s mother, Regina is so quick to chastise people for having sex outside of relationships… but, I was her college roommate. That girl was as loose as they come, *snail trailing* from frat house to frat house letting any dude over 6’1 and car jizz in her. The only things pass her lips for 4 years (and an extra semester) was plan B, bad pizza, Keystone Light, and unwashed frat dick.”

Male example - “ I ran into that big dick jerk who ghosted me in the locker room… before I knew it he was breeding me in the shower stall. I forgot to put on underwear this morning, so now I’m wearing basketball shorts on the subway leaving behind a *snail trail* of his baby gravy and my dignity.“

by IvyJockNYC August 22, 2023

The Littlest Snail

SHES THE GOAT. SHES THE BEST FORTNITE PLATER IN THE WORLD. EASY DUBS.

omg its The littlest Snail. slayyyy

by Crip,over223 August 25, 2023

Talking about snails

When somebody says something that doesn't make sense/is illogical, they are talking about snails.

"You think the Earth is flat? You're talking about snails"

by snailtime September 29, 2023

Snail Trail

When a female presses her vagina on another person's forehead. Female version of a male tea-bag.

Becky passed out at her friend's slumber party and all the girls snail trailed her.

by R. CHANG November 27, 2021

Snailed

When a woman sits on a man’s face during sex with full force instead of simply hovering over it, resulting in his death.

“She actually sat on his face man”

“Really? Yo, homeboy got snailed.”

by OurLordAndSaviorJeebusCripes July 8, 2022

The Snail Trail

When you bust a nut on the floor and use your semen as lubricant to slide across the floor.

“Yeah man, I was trying to do the snail trail and I slipped and broke my fucking neck.”

by Definitely not Hunter Nielsen July 10, 2022