by anonymous March 12, 2024

Someone is lying to another person in a very sarcastic way. Usually, it is obvious that the other person is lying.
Hey man, I heard that you are making out with my girlfriend. That's not cool!
Noooooooo I would never do that dude!
Man, are you screwing with reality?
Noooooooo I would never do that dude!
Man, are you screwing with reality?
by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024

A phrase used when your friend group really pisses you off. Usually you need to stop everything your doing and announce that you’re going home
by MUGlol69 October 28, 2021

Where you enter your partners big flaps using only the juice of a watermelon as lube creating friction that can send a women into pure sexual overdrive.
Dad: son I loved when you walsall screw meloned me.
Son: I used the tender muscles of my big willy to create mass damage with all that red juice.
Son: I used the tender muscles of my big willy to create mass damage with all that red juice.
by Willylaura July 5, 2022

An adjective or mostly used as a word for tradies describing the action of screwing nail or bolt into an object for structure,
Also mostly used from tradies as a form of saying do u want to fuck me?
Also mostly used from tradies as a form of saying do u want to fuck me?
by Dylan_2468 October 28, 2019

by Tidfl3s April 5, 2024
