Scoop my poop

A saying used when being told bad news. Normally used when not taking it all that seriously

John "Cuzz umm i kind of Crashed your car"
Alex " Oh scoop my poop, U fruit loop sloute
John "While i was running over your cat"
Alex "oh poop..... wait no muffins"

by Codey willis October 27, 2009

Scoop shard

A meth shard small enough to fit in a scoop made out of a a straw.

How much dope is left. ?

There is one big shard left as well as a few scoop shards

by Ceejay “murph” Jaymes May 27, 2018

Goon Scoop

The sexual act in where a goon nigga with a bucket of ice cream and a spoon, scoops ice cream into a girls ass and proceeds to eat it.

Yo, nigga i goon scooped my girl last night.
Did it taste like chocolate, I gotta try it!!

by Voizdev August 26, 2021

Scoop N Sniff

The act of quickly moving your fingers down towards the female reproductive organ, like a quick scoop with your index and middle finger, and then proceed to sniff your fingers.

Justin decided to Scoop N Sniff Mara after three weeks of a relationship

by Big Dick B June 13, 2013

Scoop

A game played with a tennis ball or similar sized ball, where the ball rebounces from the floor to the wall and the opposing player had to mirror the play. If the ball bounces twice on the floor, then the second player looses the play.

This game was Invented by Jared ‘Pico’ Olivero in 1984 when he was in his secondary school Sacred Heart Gibraltar.

No other person had ever experienced this game prior to this time.

Jared Oliver:- “Remember when I invented Scoop”

Martin Posso:- “Tu ta majaron”

by Fireman71 November 7, 2021

Texas Nut Scoop

When you heat up an ice cream scoop until it’s red hot. Then scoop a mans’ nut sack off.

I’m gonna Texas Nut Scoop Brad when he gets home.

by Jizz Book March 7, 2019

Scoop noodle

Javelin rocket launcher used to annoy the enemy.

Johnson get that scoop noodle and blow a whole in their rectum

by Codterms101 April 11, 2023