Mrs. Nellie Murphy

Auld wan in pink who does mad poetry at Electric Picnic, tells stories in mad places and does the matchmaking at the Father Ted Festival. Mad buzzer for an auld wan.

Saw Mrs. Nellie Murphy spinning yarns at The Bog Cottage when I was off me tits.

by mungbean toast December 7, 2022

The Cillian Murphy

When the IRA splashes you in the face with a bucketful of cum for over staying your welcome.

"Ye right just had to do it, and we had to give ya the Cillian Murphy to get ye out of our damn country."

by MdstandsforMYDICK July 1, 2023

Murphy's Roller Coaster Law

The law states that if you wait in line, usually an hour or more, for a roller coaster, that coaster will break down just before you get on it. The breakdown in this case forces you to miss the ride.

After waiting for 2 hours to ride Kingda Ka, it just HAD to break down on me! Murphy's roller coaster law at work!

by Always Obsessing July 10, 2023

Injaazaat Inti Yevgeny Murphy

The best ottb (off the track thoroughbred) to ever be owned by a black equestrian.

Real one: You ever heard of Injaazaat Inti Yevgeny Murphy ?
Girl: No, what’s that ?
Real one: only the best horse to ever live !

by finnnn.2nns August 1, 2023

Gunnar Murphy

A dude who should really go to mizzou. Like for real. Go there.

Hey Gunnar Murphy! Go to mizzou. Go to mizzou. Go to mizzou.

by Nightfyl September 19, 2023

Joseph Murphy

jospeh murphy is a wonderful young man, he is a great talk partner and has pretty eyes. usually wears some drippy garms and really looks good standing next to a joel.

my goodness, he's really rocked up like a joseph murphy

by captain bos November 22, 2021

Murphy-Jarvis

When a drivers Ed students hit the barrel while parallel parking during the drivers test.

You failed your drivers test by pulling a Murphy-Jarvis!

by Coach Jackson December 2, 2021