Euthanize the line

When the signal on the cellphone gets blurry, the person immediately hangs up.

Felix: So, what did she say?

Erik: I dunno. Gonna call her later because the line went fuzzy. I had to euthanize the line.

by sushigoround April 20, 2010

line of love

in reference to " hooking a hottie"

Eg. Kris Quim fell across a hottie under the name `j stone-atron` (for obvious reasons of kris being jealous of anyone else having her fit boooo tey her real name will not be processed). The conversation went along the lines of this `she is so fit the things i would do to her id be locked up` and in response i said `tell you what if i was guy phwoar. i would of had her on the line of love by now`.
hence this score like term

by CANYUUDIGIT February 7, 2010

Tangent Line

Mathematically speaking, a tangent line to a curve is a line which would coincide with the stream of piss you would create if you were trying to pee on a toilet that was shaped like said curve, at 3 am while trying not to make noise.

-Okay kids, does anyone have any questions regarding tangent lines?
-Yea I don't get it.
-Then get the fuck out of my class you little cunt.

by RelativelyRetarded October 17, 2017

Line anxiety

Feeling extremely stressed at the thought of a line or queue.

Man 1: yo fam wanna go clubbing tonight?
Man 2: not if we gotta line up, I get line anxiety.

by Tdaddy January 23, 2020

line baiter

(Noun) Someone who makes a heavily emphasized statement, typically one line (one-liner), attempting to sway one's view; typically seen in politics. Many politicians give one-liners to bait potential voters.

He is such a line baiter!

by Lolomama May 2, 2016

Gentlemans line

A big fat juicy line of cocaine.

We did gentlemans lines all night and spent over a thousand dollars on whores

by Daniel.Crag October 6, 2017

Tide line

The lines of congealed juices left on the insertion member from the amount of inserts

I was left with some serious tide lines from being with your mother!

by MrPabloE May 18, 2019