Greasy Meat Fingers

When you are masturbating and you cum but keep going and your semen drips down over your fingers.

I ran out of lube but that wasn't a problem with greasy meat fingers.

by BKees April 17, 2015

big hairy dirty greasy balls

The most rarest balls on a person (usually male) you can find.

My uncle Fred found big hairy dirty greasy balls on an 18-year-old when he went to Ohio.

by thecharacterwannie June 18, 2023

Greasy Anthony

A Greasy Anthony is a high school student ( particularly Italian ), who believes he is the second coming of Jesus Christ. He treats everyone except his blind puppets like trash, drives a slightly above average car with the Italian flag somewhere on his car to remind you of his heritage and gloats about it to all of his simple minded adorers. They usually have poser military fade haircuts because they are afraid to show some originality, bright collection of mismatching shoes ( every color of the rainbow ), football/wrestling scholarship in the future, good shape with spray tan and blinding white teeth from too much mouth wash, greasy hair with or without gel, low-eye lid brown eyes and extremely laid back attitude or open-eye lid eyes with an extremely obnoxious and cocky attitude, lays back at their desk, leaves feet in between desk rows for people to trip on, sits in the back to talk shit about the students in front and throw paper at them and deny throwing it, or when they are caught they say "you mad bro?" while smiling smugly?douchely. Then say "I was just messing with you bro" while not losing their posture or atitude.

Buttersworth: I don't like the new kid in class.

Francois: What don't you like about him?

Buttersworth: The way he prides himself around like he's above everyone else.

Francois: Yeah he's a real Greasy Anthony that schmuck.

by Josh Butterballs January 14, 2014

Greasy

Used predominantly in the UK and Canada, the term greasy implies a profound expression of appreciation for a woman, in particular her body/figure.

Ayo damn, that gyal over there be looking mad greasy.

by ROADMAN WIZARD January 14, 2021

greasy-receipt

To greasy receipt someone is to get a free meal or a drink by hitting on the cashier in an uncomfortable or awkward way. Usually results in free items.

Yo, Jack just greasy-receipted that fatty! Now he’s got $15 to spare.

by CaptainTAT August 31, 2019

Greasy Clapper

Essentially a wicked slapshot in hockey. When a player takes a one timer, heavy slapshot towards the goalie.

The Dman passed the puck over to the winger for a greasy clapper from the circle.

by Hockey junky May 17, 2018

Greasy cornbread

When a guys dick is unnaturally dry, so you use lard to get it going easier.

Jimmie's dick was so dry, his girlfriend decided to give him some greasy cornbread.

by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016